Discussion between a programmer and his wife

أرسل من قبل BEN ADAM في الثلاثاء, 2007/06/19 - 6:44pm.
عضو فعال

تاريخ التسجيل: 2006-12-10
مشاركات: 1478

الجامعة: الافتراضية
الكلية: تكنولوجيا المعلومات
المرحلة: متخرج

Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family

Husband : Unknown Virus

 
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الثلاثاء, 2007/06/19 - 7:02pm
صورة Lara

تاريخ التسجيل: 2005-07-03
مشاركات: 145

الجامعة: دمشق
الكلية: الهندسة المعلوماتية
المرحلة: ماجستير
الاختصاص: ذكاء صنعي

كتب BEN ADAM:

Wife: What is my value in the family

Husband : Unknown Virus

Daughter : Bad command or filename

( اللهم لا سهل إلا ما جعلته سهلاً وأنت تجعل الحــَزن إذا شئت سهلاً )

 
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الثلاثاء, 2007/06/19 - 7:35pm
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صورة DAM

تاريخ التسجيل: 2007-06-05
مشاركات: 553

الجامعة: دمشق
الكلية: الهندسة المعلوماتية
المرحلة: السنة الرابعة
الاختصاص: ذكاء صنعي

كتب BEN ADAM:

Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family

Husband : Unknown Virus

Grandmother : Oh !! My son u r infected !!
Grandfather : A virus has been detected  !!
Husband : I've already take an antivirus medecine !!
Wife : Oh!! No!! It's not updated !!!
Husband : My son .. Buy some updates for this medicne ...
Son : Where r from ???
Husband : From the software pharmacy!!! and take some money from my account ...
Son : Oh!!No!!There is no money in ur account ...
Wife : Look !! There is a hacker in our home !!!!!....

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes

 
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